The W4B Network Shop
Click on the designs below to be taken to the product page for each. You can have t-shirts, caps, mugs and so much more. All with exclusive W4B podcast designs.
W4B Logo
The best podcast about rubbish old TV shows now has some merchandise.
CoD Logo Banner
Celebrate your love of smelly old gamebooks and the middle-aged men who play them with some merchandise!
Take Ten
If you like bad podcasts about bad movies you should own some bad merchandise to let people know about your bad taste.
W4B Avatar
Why not own something emblazoned with the social media avatar logo of your favourite podcasting duo? Why not? WHY?
Adventure Cheat
"You rolled another six? Of course you did..."
Mushed
Looks like you didn't roll very well. And now it's just mush...
World's Strongest Budgie
Geoff just breeds them better.
Gastudelstaffle
Make every day feel like New Year's Eve in Germany with this drunken butler, being all drunk and falling over. A lot.
Yippee Ki-Yay, Jiffy-Bonzo!
Allsorts of censorship...
Drinking Your Nutrients
Don't let the weak ones get any sustenance!
Missing Mungo
Has anyone seen this guy? I hope he hasn't run into any giant crabs...
Be on the Moon
In space, no-one can hear you anyway...
Insert Quiz Music Here...
Or here. How about here? And here...
Bring Me To The Moon
I see your milkshake, and raise you...
My Wife
Save time by combining two terrible impressions in one!
Drago's Great Axe
You could use this design to be a cereal killer...
Brown Stuff
If your local tavern doesn't serve tea, accept no substitutes...
Say my name...
Accept it, you're Mr Whiskers...
I AM king!
When you're in a cage and someone mocks you, you have to show them who's boss. Who's KING.
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Kick off D20
Critical kick!
Aagh! Fisto!
When your meat is missing something you just can't put your finger on...
Excel-Ent
An Excel-Ent design rooted in fantasy and technology...
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Five Finger Bookmark
Did your character die? Nah, that choice didn't count if you were using this handy item!
Justice For Mungo
He died doing what he loved...
I 'Ate That Duck!
Monkeys hate duck hunts...
Bonecrusher
At least he's good at crushing bones...
Knackered Captain
He can barely catch his breath, he can't run or move at all really, but he does own a ship. So there's that.
Billy Axeman
The story of Richard "Billy" Axeman is so tragic, it's Shakespearean..
I Don't See It...
The least believable thing about the card wizards in that movie...
Best Way to Play
Who else are you going to play with?
The Gorilla-Titted Witch Project
What really happened in October 1994...
Campaign on Dice: Die Alone logo
It's the logo for an actual play tabletop roleplaying podcast - there aren't many of those around after all...
Jam-Fly
A handy reminder of the traditional rules of Jam-Fly.
Wet Robot
A tribute to everyone's favourite alcohol salesman and wet robot.
Nostalgia
Nostalgia is overrated.
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Big Belly Man!
Show the world you're the best at eating pies, by wearing this across your chest! It looks best on a vest/tanktop, preferably covered in pie.
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Kick it off!
Kick it off, before it becomes mush
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