Episode 251 - A Working Man
Apr 18, 2025
This week, Mark takes ten to find out how much hard work it is to get through another Jason Statham movie, as he watches A Working Man.
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Episode 250 - The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Apr 11, 2025
This week, we take ten to celebrate 250 episodes of terrible movies by watching a film which belongs in the bin in every sense, the Garbage Pail Kids Movie.
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Episode 249 - Captain America: Brave New World
Apr 4, 2025
This week, Mark takes ten to visit the brave new world of Captain America movies, and wonder where the Marvel magic has gone.
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Episode 248 - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Mar 28, 2025
This week, Martyn takes ten to decide whether Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull belongs in a museum or in the bin.
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Episode 247 - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy
Mar 21, 2025
This week, Mark takes ten to experience another chapter in a painfully middle-class life, as he tells us why he's not mad about Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy.
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Episode 246 - Borderlands
Mar 14, 2025
This week, Martyn takes ten to complete another video game adaptation that fails to please both fans and casuals, as he explores the creative vacuum of the Borderlands.
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Episode 245 - Elevation
Mar 7, 2025
This week, Mark takes ten to experience the highs and lows (mostly lows) of ridiculous sci-fi rubbish, Elevation.
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Episode 244 - Relax, I'm From The Future
Feb 28, 2025
This week, Martyn takes ten to wish he could go back in time and avoid watching the rubbish sci-fi comedy Relax, I'm From The Future.
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Episode 243 - X-Men: The Last Stand
Feb 21, 2025
This week, Mark takes ten to explain why people didn't know who the Juggernaut was, in the most disappointing X-Men sequel, X-Men: The Last Stand. (It's because he didn't look like the Juggernaut).
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Episode 242 - Star Trek: Section 31
Feb 14, 2025
This week, Martyn takes ten to boldly view what no Star Trek Fan should ever have to endure, as he watches the pathetic adventures of the most well-known top secret organisation in the galaxy, Section 31.
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Episode 241 - Presence
Feb 7, 2025
This week, Mark takes ten to view a haunting through the eyes of a ghostly camera operator, as he tells us why Presence is frighteningly disappointing.
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Episode 240 - Invasion of the Bee Girls
Jan 31, 2025
This week, Martyn takes ten to "drone" on and (bees)wax lyrical about a terrible B-movie ("bee movie"), after watching Invasion of the Bee Girls. A real film.
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Episode 239 - Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
Jan 24, 2025
This week, Mark takes ten to pursue truth, justice and weird long radioactive fingernails, as he describes the less than super sequel, Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.
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Episode 238 - Get Away / Svalta
Jan 17, 2025
This week, Martyn takes ten to tell us why you should stay away from Get Away.
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Episode 237 - Most of the Bond Films
Jan 10, 2025
This week, Mark takes ten to dismiss decades of innuendo-laden intelligence agent action, as he tells us why he hates most of the Bond films.
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Episode 236 - The Truman Show
Jan 3, 2025
This week, Martyn takes ten to say Good Afternoon, Good Evening and Good Night to his enjoyment of The Truman Show.
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Episode 235 - Christmas Films We Love: Arthur Christmas
Dec 27, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to find the real joy of being Santa Claus, as he tells us why he loves Arthur Christmas.
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Episode 234 - Christmas Films We Love: Scrooged
Dec 20, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to be persuaded to be a better person by various terrifying ghosts, in Scrooged.
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Episode 233 - Christmas Films We Love: The Bishop's Wife
Dec 13, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to fall in love with the angelic performance of Cary Grant as he tries to steal The Bishop's Wife.
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Episode 232 - Christmas Films We Love: Home Alone
Dec 6, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to find the joy in accidental child abandonment, as we talk about Home Alone.
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Episode 231 - Green Lantern
Nov 29, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to ensure no evil shall escape his sight, as he laments the existence of the Green Lantern movie.
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Episode 230 - Deadpool & Wolverine
Nov 22, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to regenerate some interest in superhero movies, as he discusses his disappointment with Deadpool & Wolverine.
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Episode 229 - Sleepless in Seattle
Nov 15, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to lose sleep over the terrible characters and plot of Sleepless in Seattle.
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Episode 228 - Forrest Gump
Nov 8, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to find out stupid is as stupid does, in the stupid and rubbish Forrest Gump.
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Episode 227 - Joker: Folie a Deux
Nov 1, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to put on a happy face and tell us why the joke is on us in Joker: Folie a Deux.
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Episode 226 - Troll 2
Oct 25, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to ingest the ridiculous offerings of Troll 2, a film which (SPOILER) contains zero trolls.
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Episode 225 - Terrifier/Terrifier 2
Oct 18, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to cut through the hype of hack and slash horror franchise, Terrifier.
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Episode 224 - Night Swim
Oct 11, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to drown his sorrows after watching haunted swimming pool nonsense, Night Swim.
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Episode 223 - Trap
Oct 4, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to hunt for something interesting in boring serial killer movie, Trap.
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Episode 222 - Congo
Sep 27, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to desperately search for diamonds in the baffling killer gorilla movie, Congo.
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Episode 221 - Twisters
Sep 20, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to be blown away by the disaster of a disaster-movie, windy sequel Twisters.
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Episode 220 - Meg 2: The Trench
Sep 13, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to plumb the depths of despair as Jason Statham plumbs the depths of the ocean, watching forgettable giant shark sequel Meg 2: The Trench.
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Episode 219 - Madame Web
Sep 6, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to talk about all the loose threads in the "plot" of awful Sony cash-in movie, Madame Web.
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Episode 218 - The Meg
Aug 30, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to do a deep dive into the ridiculous Jason Statham underwater monster movie, The Meg.
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Episode 217 - Longlegs
Aug 23, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to examine Nicolas Cage's performance in rubbish serial killer movie Longlegs.
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Episode 216 - Joker
Aug 16, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to have a laugh about his lack of interest in the highly polarising Joker.
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Episode 215 - Rawhead Rex
Aug 9, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to relive childhood fears and discover they were completely unfounded, as he discusses Clive Barker's Rawhead Rex.
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Episode 214 - Justice League
Aug 2, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to witness Superman being brought back from the dead by people who didn't like him, in the confusing and messy Justice League.
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Episode 213 - Cyborg
Jul 26, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to visit the generic 1980s vision of a post-apocalyptic future, in martial arts sci-fi nonsense Cyborg...
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Episode 212 - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Jul 19, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to work why Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was such a disappointment, and ask why Superman did say that name...
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Episode 211 - The Twilight Saga
Jul 12, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to shine a light on stupid sparkly vampires, as he takes a bite out of all the Twilight movies. All of them.
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Episode 210 - Man of Steel
Jul 5, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to describe exactly why he thinks Man of Steel is a failure as a Superman movie, and as a bonus, we learn more about the fate of Pa Kent.
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Episode 209 - Masters of the Universe (1987)
Jun 28, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to test his love of He-Man to the limit, by revisiting the terrible Dolph Lundgren version in 1987's Masters of the Universe movie.
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Episode 208 - Army of One (2020)
Jun 21, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to watch a special forces soldier kill a load of hillbillies in the woods, in low-budget action revenge movie Army of One.
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Episode 207 - The Fall Guy
Jun 14, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to find out who might fall from a tall building, or roll a brand-new car, as he watches a film about an unknown stuntman that should make Ryan Gosling look the star, in The Fall Guy.
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Episode 206 - Unfrosted
Jun 7, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to learn the genuine true story of the invention of jam-filled toaster pastry, in Jerry Seinfeld's boring nostalgia-bait, Unfrosted.
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Episode 205 - Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver
May 31, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to revisit the slow-motion heroics of a bland group of copy/paste "characters," in Zack Snyder's uninspired space fantasy sequel, Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver.
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Episode 204 - Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire
May 24, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to absorb the slow-motion heroics of a bland group of copy/paste "characters," in Zack Snyder's uninspired space fantasy Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire.
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Episode 203 - Maniac Cop 2
May 17, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to find out there's still a thin blue line between being a cop and being a maniac, by watching the sequel to Maniac Cop, Maniac Cop 2.
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Episode 202 - Argylle
May 10, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to attempt to make sense of a thousand twists, each more nonsensical than the last, as he watches bizarre meta spy novel action comedy Argylle.
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Episode 201 - Ambulance
May 3, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to call for the emergency services after watching Michael Bay's paramedic-based heist movie Ambulance. Or, "AmbuLAnce."
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Episode 200 - Hulk (2003)
Apr 26, 2024
This week, Mark and Martyn take ten to remember a Hulk, in Ang Lee's 2003 attempt at making a Hulk movie, Hulk.
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Episode 198 - Howard The Duck
Apr 12, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to "egg-splore" the "quack-y" world of Howard the Duck.
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Episode 197 - Wedlock
Apr 5, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to decipher the colourful naming conventions of a futuristic prison system, as he watches Rutger Hauer in Wedlock.
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Episode 196 - The Beekeeper
Mar 29, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to listen to Jason Statham's un-bee-lieveable accent, in bee-yond bee-lief bee-t'em-up The Beekeeper.
Bees.
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Episode 195 - Shocker
Mar 22, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to sentence himself to watch ridiculous electricity-based serial killer movie, Shocker.
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Episode 194 - Ghosts of Mars
Mar 15, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to investigate John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars, which is about Ghosts. On Mars.
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Episode 193 - Blind Fury
Mar 8, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to reminisce about Rutger Hauer playing a visually impaired swordfighter, in Blind Fury.
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Episode 192 - Pixels
Mar 1, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to witness an alien invasion that can only be stopped by Adam Sandler, in ridiculous retro arcade Ghostbusters-wannabe, Pixels.
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Episode 191 - The First Power
Feb 23, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to join Lou Diamond Phillips as he tries to track down a demonic serial killer, in supernatural crime thriller The First Power.
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Episode 190 - Lift
Feb 16, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to have nearly two hours "lifted" from him, in predictable heist movie, Lift.
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Episode 189 - There's Something About Mary
Feb 9, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to find out There's Something About Mary, and that thing is one joke about bodily fluids that people in the 90s thought was hilarious for some reason.
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Episode 188 - Incoming
Feb 2, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to assess the moral quandaries of torture on a space prison, whilst Scott Adkins just kicks things to bits, in barely sci-fi rubbish Incoming.
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Episode 187 - Jack's Back
Jan 26, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to investigate the return of an infamous serial killer, except not really, by watching James Spader play two parts in Jack's Back.
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Episode 186 - Lady Ballers
Jan 19, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to rant about the laughable excuse for comedy presented by transphobic misogynistic right-wing mess, Lady Ballers.