Take Ten minutes every week to hear about the movies we love to hate and hate to love.
Episode 70 - Amos & Andrew
Jul 23, 2021
This week Martyn takes ten to address his confused feelings about the largely overlooked Amos & Andrew, starring Samuel L Jackson and Nicolas Cage. How can it not be good?
Episode 69 - The Blair Witch Project
Jul 16, 2021
This week Mark takes ten to pick apart the found footage of The Blair Witch Project, and comes up with a much more interesting concept along the way.
Episode 68 - The Tomorrow War
Jul 9, 2021
This week Martyn takes ten to attempt to save your future by watching Chris Pratt in The Tomorrow War so you don't have to.
Episode 67 - In The Line Of Fire
Jul 2, 2021
This week Mark takes ten to discuss eternal old man Clint Eastwood, his many attempts to stop presidents being assassinated and his dirty old sexist seduction techniques in In The Line Of Fire.
Episode 66 - Yesterday
Jun 25, 2021
This week Martyn takes ten to talk about how much better it would be to live in a world where the film Yesterday never existed.
Episode 65 - Batman and Robin
Jun 18, 2021
This week Mark takes ten to explain why Batman and Robin is the worst Batman film, despite what he said a couple of weeks ago.
Episode 64 - Army of the Dead
Jun 11, 2021
This week Martyn takes ten to talk about Zack Snyder's boring zombie heist movie Army of the Dead and its uninspired title. And characters. And story.
Episode 63 - The Dark Knight Rises
Jun 4, 2021
This week Mark takes ten to explain why the Dark Knight Rises is the worst Batman film, and why everyone is wrong about Christopher Nolan.
Episode 62 - Dead Heat
May 28, 2021
This week Martyn takes ten to discuss the only good thing Joe Piscopo ever did, the zombie cop comedy Dead Heat.
Episode 61 - (New) Mortal Kombat (2021)
May 21, 2021
This week Mark takes ten to GET OVER HERE and tell us why the new Mortal Kombat movie is better than the old one probably.
Episode 60 - Shed of the Dead
May 14, 2021
This week Martyn takes ten to talk about the zombie comedy film with the smallest allotment of jokes, Shed of the Dead.
Episode 59 - Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
May 7, 2021
This week Mark takes ten to tell us about Michael Winslow pretending to be a robot in the best Police Academy movie Steve Guttenberg wasn't in, Police Academy 6: City Under Siege.
Episode 58 - Anti-Life
Apr 30, 2021
This week Martyn takes ten to discuss Bruce Willis' sleepwalking adventure on board an unconvincing spaceship full of zombies in Anti-Life.
Episode 57 - The Asian Connection
Apr 23, 2021
This week Mark takes ten to talk about Steven Seagal's five minutes of screen time in The Asian Connection.
Episode 56 - Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure
Apr 16, 2021
This week Martyn takes ten to tell us all about the forest moon of Endor and the horrific monstrosities that live there, as he watched Caravan of Courage and thinks you need to know about it for some reason.
Episode 55 - Commando
Apr 9, 2021
This week Mark takes ten to talk about another Arnie classic John, it's Commando John, I hope everyone gets this reference John.
Episode 54 - Taffin
Apr 2, 2021
This week Martyn takes ten to discuss Pierce Brosnan's small-town debt collector Mark Taffin, and if you don't like it THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HEEEEEEEEERE!
Episode 53 - Escape Plan
Mar 26, 2021
This week Mark takes ten to "break out" his best Arnie and Stallone impressions, as he tells us all about Escape Plan.
Episode 52 - Plan 9 From Outer Space
Mar 19, 2021
This week Martyn takes ten to talk about aliens making zombies to stop humans making bombs, in the best plan from outer space, Plan 9 From Outer Space.
Episode 51 - Stephen King's It: Part 2 (1990)
Mar 12, 2021
This week Mark takes ten to finish what we started last episode, as he faces his fears to take on Pennywise with only an asthma inhaler and a bike ride in the second half of the 1990 TV movie adaptation of Stephen King's IT.
Episode 50 - Stephen King's It: Part 1 (1990)
Mar 5, 2021
This week in our 50th episode, Martyn takes ten to discuss Tim Curry playing the scariest clown ever committed to film, in the first half of the 1990 TV movie adaptation of Stephen King's IT.
Episode 49 - Blade Trinity
Feb 26, 2021
This week, Mark takes ten to tell us about the time Dracula teamed up with WWE superstar Triple H to fight Wesley Snipes, in the worst Blade movie, Blade Trinity.
Episode 48 - Fifty Shades Darker
Feb 19, 2021
This week, Martyn takes ten to discuss the awful sequel to a terrible rip-off of a bad adaptation of a rubbish book, as he remembers his one hazy viewing of Fifty Shades Darker.
Episode 47 - Man of Tai Chi
Feb 12, 2021
This week, Mark takes ten to talk about all the lives that are owed to Keanu Reeves in Man of Tai Chi.
Episode 46 - Escape Room
Feb 5, 2021
This week, Martyn takes ten to solve the puzzle of why he watched Escape Room.
Episode 45 - Abduction (2019)
Jan 29, 2021
This week, Mark takes ten to tell us about Scott Adkins' sci-fi martial arts mess, Abduction.
Episode 44 - The Karate Kid Part 3
Jan 15, 2021
This week, Martyn takes ten to tell you about the best Cobra Kai prequel, The Karate Kid part 3.
Episode 43 - Kill Switch (2008)
Jan 8, 2021
This week, Mark takes ten to tell us about another randomly generated Steven Seagal action movie, Kill Switch.
Episode 42 - Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
Dec 25, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to find out what Christmas is REALLY all about, except not really, by watching Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas so you don't have to.
Episode 41 - Jingle All The Way
Dec 18, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger's festive masterpiece, the commercial face of Christmas movies, Jingle All The Way.
Episode 40 - Santa With Muscles
Dec 11, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about Hulk Hogan's best film about a Santa with muscles, Santa With Muscles.
Episode 39 - The Secret Agent Club
Dec 4, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to talk about Hulk Hogan's best film about a Secret Agent Club, The Secret Agent Club.
Episode 38 - Fant4stic
Nov 27, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about four. The Fantastic Four. That's not how you say it though.
Episode 37 - Eye See You/D-Tox
Nov 20, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to look at Sylvester Stallone's serial killer movie with two names, Eye See You. Or D-Tox. It's the same film!
Episode 36 - Zardoz
Nov 13, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to describe the best film starring Sean Connery in a big red nappy, Shardosh (Zardoz).
Episode 35 - Wishmaster 2
Nov 6, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to tell us to be careful what we literally wish for in case an evil genie comes along and makes it real, like in Wishmaster 2. See also Wishmaster 1, which we've already done before.
Episode 34 - feardotcom
Oct 30, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to discuss haunted websites and livestream torture in a Halloween episode about feardotcom.
Episode 33 - The Human Centipede
Oct 23, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to stitch together a review of the worst film about mouth-to-anus suturing that's ever been made, apart from the two sequels probably. It's the Human Centipede.
Episode 32 - AVPR: Aliens vs Predator - Requiem
Oct 16, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to tell us about AVPR: Aliens vs Predator - Requiem, which was mostly filmed at night... mostly.
Episode 31 - Lucy
Oct 9, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten percent of his brain and ten minutes to tell us about Scarlett Johansson's drug-fueled evolution into a computer or something in Lucy.
Episode 30 - The Predator
Oct 2, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to tell us about the worst Predator movie, which isn't Predator 2 any more, but The Predator (not to be confused with Predator or Predators).
Episode 29 - The Debt Collector/Debt Collectors
Sep 25, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to tell us about more of Scott Adkins' back catalogue in our first double-feature episode about The Debt Collector and Debt Collectors.
Episode 28 - Cliffhanger
Sep 18, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about Sylvester Stallone's best film set on a mountain co-starring Craig Fairbrass, Cliffhanger.
Episode 27 - Avengement
Sep 11, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to tell us about Scott Adkins' vengeance-based crime drama Avengement.
Episode 26 - The Cloverfield Paradox
Sep 4, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about the tonally confusing sci-fi/thriller/comedy/horror sort-of-but-not-quite-sequel the Cloverfield Paradox.
Episode 25 - Copycat
Aug 28, 2020
This week, in our landmark 25th episode, Mark takes ten to tell us all about Sigourney Weaver's attempts to thwart an unimaginative serial killer in Copycat.
Episode 24 - The Wicker Man (2006)
Aug 21, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about the B-movie bee movie that isn't "Bee Movie," Nicolas Cage's reimagined version of The Wicker Man.
Episode 23 - Wishmaster
Aug 14, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to tell us to be careful what we wish for in case an evil genie comes along and makes it real, like in Wishmaster.
Episode 22 - Captain America (1990)
Aug 7, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about Matt Salinger's ill-fated rubber-eared stint as Captain America.
Episode 21 - The Punisher (1989)
Jul 31, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to discuss Dolph Lundgren as the best live action version of the murderous Marvel Comics vigilante that was available at the time, 1989's The Punisher.
Episode 20 - Judge Dredd
Jul 24, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about Sylvester Stallone playing the LUUAAHHWWW, also known as Judge Dredd. You knew he'd say that.
Episode 19 - In The Line of Duty
Jul 17, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to talk about Aaron Eckhart's In The Line Of Duty, which is also called Line of Duty on Netflix, not to be confused with Line of Duty.
Episode 18 - Mazes & Monsters
Jul 10, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about Tom Hanks' breakout made-for-TV movie about the dangers of rolling dice, Mazes & Monsters.
Episode 17 - Lionheart (or A.W.O.L.: Absent Without Leave)
Jul 3, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to talk about Jean-Claude Van Damme's film with two names, Lionheart and/or A.W.O.L.
Episode 16 - Son of the Mask
Jun 26, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about the best film Jamie Kennedy ever starred in, Son of the Mask.
Episode 15 - Broken Arrow
Jun 19, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to talk about John Woo's slo-mo masterclass, Broken Arrow.
Episode 14 - Showgirls
Jun 12, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to discuss the unofficial NSFW Saved By The Bell spinoff, Showgirls.
Episode 13 - Bloodsport
Jun 5, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to tell us about Jean Claude Van Damme's martial arts true story, Bloodsport.
Episode 12 - Doom (2005)
May 29, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to describe the best video game adaptation ever (citation needed), Doom.
Episode 11 - Ghost Dad
May 22, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to tell us all about Ghost Dad, one of the worst things Bill Cosby ever did. Definitely in the top three.
Episode 10 - Mortal Kombat
May 15, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to describe the best video game adaptation ever (citation needed), MORTAL KOMBAT!
Episode 9 - Photographing Fairies
May 8, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to tell us about Photographing Fairies.
Episode 8 - Spawn
May 1, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to tell us all about the live action adaptation of the successful comic book Spawn.
Episode 7 - Midnight Meat Train
Apr 24, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to tell us all about the Midnight Meat Train.
Episode 6 - Dungeons and Dragons
Apr 17, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to tell us all about the movie version of Dungeons and Dragons.
Episode 5 - The Condemned
Apr 10, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to tell us all about Stone Cold Steve Austin being condemned in The Condemned.
Episode 4 - Vampire's Kiss
Apr 3, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to tell us all about Nicolas Cage's acting masterclass, Vampire's Kiss.
Episode 3 - Out For A Kill
Mar 27, 2020
This week, Mark takes ten to tell us all about Steven Segal going Out For A Kill.
Episode 2 - Dreamcatcher
Mar 20, 2020
This week, Martyn takes ten to tell us all about Stephen King's Dreamcatcher.
Episode 1 - The Postman
Mar 13, 2020
In this inaugural episode, Mark takes ten to tell us all about Kevin Costner in The Postman.